Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.
Far too often
I need to go on vacation.
All I want to do is lay on the beach, high, listening to music and drinking a fuckin’ margarita.
Im a good, nice person and I think that’s a reasonable request…
I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray
stay away from people who make you feel like you are hard to love
Note to self:
I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.